Love

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

awww! How lovely! Of course, no one could imagine her other hand searching the poor man's pocket.

Love is stupid.

Love was invented sometime before 1975 to explain why God created us. Even though most agree that old bastard did it just to have something to torment for entertainment, love is still popularized in culture as if it actually exists.

Women use love to justify flings with men who are just happy to get some ass. Sometimes women trick men into committing into longer relationships called marriages. This is just a scam! Marriages justified by love are stupid. The good news is, however, that if you don't have money, you don't have to worry! Women are only interested in money. The true goal of a woman is to secure money and a hard working American man under the guise of love, go on a cruise, and get pounded in the ass by some Mexican for weeks on end.