Loser

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Losers are stupid.

Loser is the antonym of winner, often used as an insult. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyway. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.

Types

Older virgin loser Has either not bothered to lose their virginity, have tried but failed miserably and given up, or know only one person with a vagina. (mom) They tend to spend their time watching old Star Trek re-runs and learning to play the piano. Their full days excitement consist of using a new body wash, and having hot sauce instead of honey mustard sauce with their chicken.

Loner Loser Chooses to remain alone. May hang out with other loners, to gain loner power, but ultimately defeating the purpose.

Annoying Loser

• Narrates their lives with things that nobody gives a shit about.
• Spends a great deal of their time drawing anime characters with the belief that they are talented artists.
• Only best friends consist of immediate family.
• Unable of saying anything remotely considered cool.
• Speech sounds like a preschool Phonics book.

Helpless Loser A person who generally sucks at life. They are practically failing every class, and haven't yet gotten their first car. They are usually in their 20's or 30's.