Linux
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Linux is stupid.
Everybody knows that only idiots use Linux. All alternatives to Linux are better than Linux, including, but not limited to:
Linux was written by Bill Gates in an effort to trick the US Department of Justice into believing there was a real alternative to Windows. After constructing a convincing cyborg named Linus Torvalds, it was shipped to Finland to begin the process of coding the operating system. Similar to Windows, it is primarily derived from code originally used in the NASA produced film which controlled the lights on the "spacecraft" of the moon landing sound stage.
You didn't really believe we actually sent people to the moon, did you?
