Latin

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Latin is stupid

Pretty much every language that you can't understand is probably Latin. The reason this is is because Latin sounds smart and lots of people really like it. It is the second most popular language after English. It was invented by the Romans to categorize different breeds of chickens, and is the oldest language besides those clicking ones used in Africa.

Another reason is that every other language uses Latin to form over 50% of their own words. Some languages, like German, are comprised of over 65% Latin root words. If you know Latin, then you basically know every language spoken on the Earth.