Keg Party
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Keg Parties are stupid.
A keg party is a social gathering of frat boys and sluts. Frat boys plan these parties for the purpose of getting drunk and scoring some ass.
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History
Keg parties were invented by a Yale student named Jim Dooley. Jim was a typical college student who had few friends. He had a 4.0 grade point average, thus he was a virgin. Freshman year, Jim and his three close friends made a pact that they would lose their virginity by the end of the school year. This plan failed.
Over the summer, Jim discovered a beverage known as beer that was created sometime before 1975. This beverage made women extremely horny and willing to have sex with anyone. Jim told his friends of his discovery and a plan was formed.
In 1984, sophomore year, Jim and his friends threw the first keg party known to man. Everyone got drunk and laid.
How to Plan a Keg Party
- Obtain multiple, some prefer 42, beer kegs.
- Tell 1 person of that action.
- Open your front door for the numerous frat boys and sluts.
Possible Results of a Keg Party
- Drunkeness
- Death
- Getting a piece of ass
- Alcohol poisoning
- Waking up next to a fat slob
- Waking up next to a horse
- Rape
- Elephantiasis of the testicles
- Any combination of the above
Definite Results of a Keg Party
- Empty beer kegs
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