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The Great State of Kansas.
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The Great State of Kansas.

Kansas is stupid.

Only three good things ever came out of Kansas, not including corn. The Westboro Baptist Church and Superman and The Wizard of Oz, both of which aren't even real.

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The Westboro Baptist Church

The famous God Hates Fags church, whose website still has the "Matthew Sheppard has been in hell for x amount of days"clock posted.

Superman

Everyone's favorite freedom fighter is Superman. Superman was born somewhere outside of Jerusalem in the 12th century, sent up in a spaceship by a taskforce of Jewish, Christian, and Muslim scientists. Shortly thereafter they realized the fact that they believe different things and started killing each other. Sometime in the early 20th century, Superman landed in Smallville, Kansas. Don't try looking it up on a map, it doesn't exist. He works in Metropolis, which basically means big city or something in Irish. He spins the world backwards and invests on the stocks that gain the most money, and spends most of his profits on whores. His semen is faster than a speeding bullet, so he has to wear condoms made out of titanium.

The Wizard of Oz

The Wizard of Oz is a movie where like 2% of the movie is set in Kansas. There is also a dog named Toto. He's totally gay for the Lion.

Corn

One of Kansas' main crops is Corn. Corn is so interesting that its hard to write just an article on it. A book might do it justice. I'll save you the horror.

The Kansas City Cheifs

Nobody really knows if the Kansas City Cheifs are from Kansas City, Kansas, Kansas City, Missouri, or Kansas City, Afghanistan. Most speculate that it's probably not in Kansas, because corn is more interesting than football anyways.

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