K mart

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

K-Mart

K-Mart Is Stupid

 K- mart was created sometime before 1975 by Sebastian S. Kresge, a pile of shit made in Rosie O'Donell's Chinese
owned/operated Cheeseburger factory in Arkansas, also known as the 5th layer of hell. Sebastian S. Kresge was executed
with Saddam Hussien, both charged with helping the Jewish Mexicans cross the River of Shit in 1984. Sebastian S.
Kresge was executed by being placed in a room full of Care-Bears, the most horrible and painful way of being killed.

Population of K-Mart

Everyone who goes to K-mart is particularly a gay asshat who is either: A) So po they can't afford the or, or B) a gay nigger with no face and a pet baboon