KKK
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
The KKK is stupid.
The KKK (or the Krazy Koalminers Klub) are a club of phonetically-challenged coalminers/wizards from the Welsh valleys that wear white ghost-like costumes while mining for coal (similar to that of Gandalf the white in the Harry Potter films). As they dig, their white clothes become increasingly blackened by the coal they are extracting from the mines. To remedy this, the coalminers try to cast magical spells to try clean their soiled attire. Traditionally the connotation that was used was 'With the power of white I cleanse thee!', but has changed in modern times to 'White Power'. This is because there are no women members of the KKK and so the men must reproduce asexually using test-tube technology, which has over the millennia led to a significant deterioration of the members' IQ, inhibiting their ability to learn long phrases.
It is believed that an average square mile of land could have up to 6000 KKK members beneath the surface looking for coal; however their numbers are generally kept low due to the constant genocides inflicted upon them by mole people.
The highest percentages of Klansmen ever have been recorded just below Matoaka, West Virginia, it appears a North Wilkesboro, North Carolina base migrated there now known as the Robert Byrd team, they were believed to have caused the Sago mine disaster.
Strangely enough an organisation with the same initials often causes confusion among this coalmining community and many of the miners have shown up accidentally at this organization meetings many times. Not much is known about this organisation except that they call themselves a clan or 'klan' (despite their numbers totalling somewhere around 4).
When on the surface world a KKK member must wear a white hood to protect its fragile skin from the sun, a radar device in the shape of a lower case "t" that allows them to navigate, and a rope for lynching niggers.
