Justin Timberlake

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Justin Timberlake is stupid

Justin Timberlake is a douche. Just look at him. He wants to be black so bad it hurts his ovaries. He is however white, as evidenced by his membership in a boyband and the fact that he boned Britney Spears at a time when pictures of her face, were target practice for every hairy-palmed 12-year-old to dribble their sexpiss on. In fact, he's the Aryan poster boy. How exactly he took Britney's virginity remains a mystery, as it is a widely known fact that Justin Timberlake is a eunuch.

Contents 1 Antisemitic lyrics 2 JT's Associated acts 3 Is a Monkey 4 Vocal Abilities

Antisemitic lyrics

One redeeming feature of Justin is however his hatred of the Jewish infestation problem(obviously). Examples below.

"I'm tired of using technology" - He'd rather strangle Jews with his bare hands than use Zyklon B.

"What goes around comes back around" - If Jews take his money, he'll take their noses clean off.

JT's Associated acts

Fans of JT also tend to be fans of J-Lo, Jay-Z, MJ, JJ, Ray-jay and of course Jay and the J-birds.

Is a Monkey

Justin is a cheap imitation of Prince and Michael Jackson, who are originals and have everyone copying their music nowadays. Including Timbaland, who crappily recycles most of the beats and sounds on Future Sex / Love Sounds. Justin's celebrity is based on his Mickey Mouse club networking, and who he's dating. He's also a little pimp that uses women (Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz) in the industry to get ahead.

However, in the movie Black Snake Moan, Justin plays himself as an unlikeable whining human character.

Vocal Abilities

Remarked that Taylor Hicks (winner of American Idol 2006) "couldn't carry a tune in a bucket". Timberlake considers his vocals to be in the ranks of Andre Bocelli, when in fact, it's as high-pitched as Avril Lavigne. He also fails to give sufficient acknowledgements to the producers, mixers, and computers behind his disastrous discombobulated songs like SexyBack where his voice sounds unreal and on helium. The squeaky voice could be a possible effect from having been in the Mickey Mouse club.