Juggalo
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Juggalos are stupid.
ARE YOU DOWN WIT DA KLOWNZ???/?
Why do I look retarded, and what is this santorum doing on my face?
Juggalos are subhuman, more closely related to pedophile monkeys than humans. Why, you may ask? Well, it is simply because any given juggalo spends his or her life sticking crayons up their nose while headbanging to pseudo-rock rap shit featuring eight or nine hundred interchangable faggot clowns buttfucking and moaning into a microphone, with your typical simplistic beat barely audible in the background. The average juggalo is still far too fuckwitted to realise that, despite their rather homophobic stand, they still idolize a group of makeup wearing fags.
They also like to smear crap on their faces, in an attempt to look like an emo gothyc retard. This is probably the one and only thing that a juggalo can do reasonably well, as many, many of these fudgepackers are picked up off the streets and hauled off to the pound, or nuthouse. Of course, wouldn't you want every santorum-masked wigger off the streets and in the oven?
Juggalos are also not legally able to breed, to contain the fucktard pandemic that has been spreading worldwide.
Typical juggalo display of fucktardedness
I AM A JUGGALO BEEN DOWN WITH THE CLOWN SINCE 1992... ICP IS SPEEKING ABOUT GOD IN A DARK WAY... IF U DONT LIKE US THEN KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT... WE R FAMILY, AND AS FAMILY WE LOOK OUT FOR EACHOTHER... I HAVE JUGGALLO FAMILY TAT'S ON MY BODY... IM 22YR'S OLD AND IMA JUGGALO EVEN WHEN I DIE... IM TIRED OF U PPL TALKIN DOWN ON US... U DONT UNDERSTAND WAT THEY R TRYIN TO DO... FOR EVEY KID THE GETS BEAT DOWN OR CALL A OUTCAST, FREAKS & WEIRDO'S, WE CALL THEM FAMILY... WE STICK TOGETHER... U PPL HAVE NO IDEA WAT U R TALKIN ABOUT... GET UR FACT'S STRAIGHT...... This Has Been The Words Of: Da Juggalo Yall Know, Luv, Hate & Fear-Psyco Da Klown-...... if yall dont like that then we got two words for ya: Fuck!!! Off!!! oh yea just remember we run world wide, and if u fuck wit one of us u better be ready to face us all... Juggalo Family 4 life mother fucker.... MMFWCL!!! WooT!!! WooT!!!
