Job

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Jobs are stupid

A Job is something stupid people get when they want to buy more crap. The main reason people would get one of these Jobs is so that somebody else will give them money at the end of the month to sit around and pretend like they are doing something. This is sometimes referred to as "working" which is another way of saying "i am at my job." Do not confuse this with actually "doing work." The person that gives the idiot the money is called the "boss." This is usually a white male who has trouble growing a full head of hair.

Contents 1 Info 1.1 Importance 1.2 Unemployment 1.3 Black People 1.4 Foreign Workers 1.5 Health Issues

Info

Importance

Some Jobs are important, like firefighters or vets, but most jobs are stupid. All jobs that require you to go to a university and earn a degree are stupid. All jobs that you do as a teenager are stupid. All jobs that have only two requirements such as "born in the United States" and "be 35 years old" are stupid. If you don't save kittens while you're working, then your job is probably stupid.

Unemployment

Sometimes some retards can't find a job. This is called unemployment. There is a number kept by some Government agency that tells everybody how many of these retards we have. Most of the time it's around 5%. If you know 100 people, then chances are at least 5 of them are too retarded to get a job. If a person can not find a job then they sit outside your favorite store or stand on a busy street with a sign made out of cardboard announcing how retarded they are. To understand this more, read "The Scarlet Letter." They have to hold those signs so that all intelligent people know to stay away from them, lest they get infected with tarditus.

Black People

Black people usually don't have jobs, but this is not counted in the unemployment rate, for the same reason that monkeys are not included. Black people are only good in jobs like being a test subject for a cosmetic company and basketball player. The Government pays large sums of money to keep black people away from jobs and off the streets with something called Welfare.

Foreign Workers

Mexicans and other illegal immigrants like to come to America to steal jobs from Americans. The only people who care about this are stupid people, as jobs are stupid anyway. Politicians sometimes whine about this to cater to the idiot vote. Some jobs Mexicans cant steal, like "Miss USA" and anything that requires one of those stupid pieces of paper mentioned earlier. Sometimes a Government will give jobs away to other countries when there are too many of them. This is called Outsourcing and it is another thing that makes stupid people angry.

Health Issues

Jobs have many side effects, such as Stress, Insomnia, Loss of Sexual Desire, and Paranoia.