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A happy father and son on Islam's Ashoura Day
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A happy father and son on Islam's Ashoura Day

Islam is stupid.

Islam, an Arabic word meaning "talks a lot of shit for somebody who can't even manage running water," is a religion established some time before 1975 by a polygamist pedophile known as Mohammed Ali, who had upwards of fifty wives and slave-girl concubines, some as young as six years old.

Islam teaches the supremacy of Allah. This supremacy can only be properly expressed in one's life by centering every single action one takes in life around Allah, to the point that every sentence it is necessary to praise Allah. It also suggested by a recent brochure that one should constantly chant that non-Muslims will be stoned to death in the end.

Allah also appreciates it when you flog, mutilate and cut yourself (and your children) in deference to His Almighty Supremacy. Allah has no truck with Jehovah, Krishna or Xenu, and you'd best not either, infidel.

We hope to bring some cartoons and in turn incite riots in countries.

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