Internet War
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
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"Internet wars" are stupid.
Internet wars bear a strong resemblance to middle school gang wars,cliche'd teen movies,and other consistent forms of evidence showing how stupid teenagers in general are.
Most commonly a fight between two retarded pre-teen girls,these wars have various causes.<>
1.One of the dumb bitches decides to talk shit about the other because of her ridiculously slutty picture,usually one exposing or suggesting some form of sexual content,because girl number one's ridiculously slutty picture,which was photoshopped like hell in addition to it exposing incredulous amounts of Girl #1's body parts.
<_<'...
2.Both girls like one boy,and so decide to talk about each other behind one another's back until they are forced to talk to one another themselves.
3.One girl said the other girl's best friend/girl that is relatively close to this girl is ugly,fat,or just a complete retard,most likely true in all cases,but considered completely out of line.
Usually,these wars occur on myspace,but on occasion,one or two will appear in chatrooms,such as Alone @ Home,Singles,and other chatrooms thought to be sexually explicit,and therefore inappropriate for both parties,considering they are underage.
The fight in itself more than likely consists of redundant phrases repeated by both parties at once,usually spelled in 'n00b' form.
(i.e,DAT HOE GON PAY,STFU BITCH YOU AIN MY MOMMA,IMA KIKK YO AZZZ)
These remarks are often done in capital letters to emphasize the speaker's(typer's..whatever)emotion.
Usually these wars continue for a month,until both parties have found a new teenage whore to incessantly bash,until the process is repeated all over again.
