Insanity

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Jump to: navigation, search

Insanity is stupid.

There are some people that tend to do really stupid shit without knowing, and are safe from any real punishment - even for shooting presidents from high buildings. These people are known as "Batshit", "Bonkers" or simply "Fuckin' insane". They are typically Kikese.

Contents

Why is insanity so fucking stupid?

This person is insane. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Enlarge
This person is insane. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Insanity is fucking stupid, simply because it has no redeeming qualities. If one were to think that they were perpetually in a TV soap opera and acted accordingly, what good could they do? You'd have to ship them off to Auschwitz to cleanse them of their corrupted (and probably homosexual - it is a mental illness, people) mind so they can be fed back into society as lobotomized robots to take over those tedious, fucking lame, and often dangerous jobs that normal people shouldn't have to do. Well, that is an upside, but in general insanity has no place amongst people.

There is also the argument that caring after insane people is a real drag, but then again what do you have scheduled for tonight? It keeps stupid people like you occupied, and if we were to extrapolate that line of thought, insanity is stupid by association.

6 Degrees of Insanity

There are varying degrees of insanity, just like there are varying degrees of angles. Here at EoS, we are kindly giving the simple peons a field guide as a reference, so you can identify and take action when you see someone who has less marbles than you.

Level 1: Slightly Insane

This individual is usually harmless, and not particularly jewish. They tend to hold gripping conversations with themselves, and take part in being weird on the internet. You can usually approach them without hassle, as long as you aren't a six year old boy with your pants down.

Level 2: Slightly more Insane

This individual is usually harmless, and not particularly jewish. They tend to hold gripping conversations with themselves, and take part in being weird on the internet. You can usually approach them without hassle, as long as you aren't a six year old boy with your pants down.

Level 3: Ever so slightly more Insane than Level 2

This individual is usually harmless, and not particularly jewish. They tend to hold gripping conversations with themselves, and take part in being weird on the internet. You can usually approach them without hassle, as long as you aren't a six year old boy with your pants down.

Level 4: Fucking Insane

This individual is probably a nickelnose, and wants to eat your skin. They will defend themselves viciously, usually with a knife, a syringe, or some other overdone standard weapon. Of course, level 5 and six are practically the same, so I'm going to save space here fuckers. HA.

Personal tools
support eos
support eos