Insane Clown Posse

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Insane Clown Posse is stupid.

Also known as ICP, they are a shitty rap band from Detroit consisting of two fat, white trash idiots named Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.

History

Because they were high school dropouts and couldn't get any real jobs, they decided instead to start a rap group as teenagers (despite the fact that they can barely "rap"). In fact, they sucked so much that even their own brother got sick of their shit and left the band. In a desperate attempt to gain notice, they began using an "evil clown" gimmick and became "original" by painting santorum on their faces (even though KISS and Black Metal bands did it before them). They then tried to whore themselves out to Jive, Disney, Island, and other record labels to get popular mainstream success but ended up getting kicked off all of them due to their aforementioned lack of any sort of talent. Unfortunately for the world, groups of teenagers (calling themselves "Juggalos") began believing that they were "rad" and "underground" and became devoted fans of theirs.

ICP's albums or "joker cards" were based on the myth that the "Dark Carnival" controls the universe and once the sixth and final joker card was released, the Dark Carnival would arrive on Earth and bring forth Judgment Day. To the great surprise of thousands of Juggalos, nothing actually happened when the final card was released. Today, ICP continue to churn out crappy, subpar albums, claiming they are "a new era" and the extensions to the Dark Carnival myth, while hardcore ICP fans continue to buy them with their allowance money.

Juggalos

Juggalos, or as they are more commonly known the biggest losers in the Universe are the fans of ICP. They are a prime target of ridicule by Goons (behind only Furries, Scientologists, and mothers of aborted fetuses). They come in two types: the stoned, obnoxiously stupid ones who are "DOWN WITH DA CLOWN YO!!!11!!" and the stoned, pseudo-intellectual ones who claim that ICP lyrics actually have a "deeper meaning".

Both tend to love ICP for supposedly being "underground". Mentioning the fact that ICP are nowhere near underground and that the only reason they are popular is because they once signed onto (and were promptly thrown out of) Disney's record label is a terrific way to enrage them.

Famous ICP lyrics

• Your nuts, we want your nuts. We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts. Your nuts, we want your nuts. Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts.

• Woboogawoo WAAA!! Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut.

• If I was a slider, I'd slide out your butt, I'd be floatin in your toilet, looking at you like "whut?"

• Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers, kings and queens and gold jewlers, fuck wine coolers.

• Santa Claus is a fat bitch (He's gonna fuck you and then your mom).

• Truth is we follow GOD, we`ve always been behind him. The Dark Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find him!

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