Individuality

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Individuality is stupid

It's an unfortunate reality that absolutely no one gives a damn.

You've got a new car? Sorry, I don't give a damn.

Your favourite soap opera just got cancelled? Again, I don't give a damn.

You just got hit by a truck and you've dragged yourself 2 miles to the nearest rest-stop so you can hitch a ride to the hospital? Well I sure as shit don't give a damn.

Your girlfriend's fat, you wear make-up and you feel the need to tell the whole world every single shred of information about your pathetic little life, just so you can hope against hope that one day someone will e-mail you and say, 'Hey man I'm just like you'?

Well the fact is everyone is like you. Any attempt at expressing yourself will be ignored because people don't care enough to be individual. And that's the way they like it.