Incest

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Incest is stupid.

Incest occurs when two people who are of blood relation have sex. In the southern parts of the United States this is commonly referred to as "Dating". Your parents know about incest, first hand. And seeing as how stupid things beget more stupid things, it is of no surprise that your parents did something stupid (bumping related uglies) and begot you. Your mom and dad are brother and sister, which explains why you have an IQ of 82 and look like an extra from Deliverance. It is also why people continue to ask if you were ever on Jerry Springer.