Illuminati

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

The Illuminati are stupid.

The Illuminati are a (possibly fictitious) secret organization that exists as a conspiracy between Freemasons, Rosicrucians, The Abominable Snowman, Jews, Public Television, and Satan. Their primary purpose is to absorb blame for almost any world event or personal shortcoming. They were responsible for the Kennedy assassination, and tooth decay. You also see the Illuminati Pyramid with the all seeing eye and the writing "Novus Ordo Seclorum"(New World Order) on the back of every one dollar bill. Some idiots say they were those guys initiating 9/11...