Humanism
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Humanism is stupid
Humanism is the belief that all people are inherently good and strive to make themselves better. This is obviously retarded because people are assholes and will use any opportunity to further their own agenda through greed, arrogance, and bombs. This starts in the early years of human development, where kids prove to be little snot nosed shits that would bite you or pee on you rather than share their stupid toy blocks. They grow into little scheming asshole teenagers that just want to fuck each other and rebel against authority. People then turn into jerks in the work force who will stab you in the back for a chance at a promotion or sleep with your wife while you're busy earning a living. Finally, they grow into old perverts that are only kept alive by a vast quantity of medicines and the desire to inflict their final acts of assholery onto the rest of society.
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Here and Now
Humanists believe in living in the present. Yeah, because that makes a lot of fucking sense. People who live in the present suffer one of two fates. Firstly, they probably did something pretty retarded in their previous sad excuse for a life, and they will repeat this mistake. This is why girls continuously get back together with guys that beat them and use their face as a cum rag. Secondly, humanists often forget to plan for The Future. This is where homeless people come from. They are so busy living in the moment that they forget to set up a 401k or to even get a job. They are just so busy being a complete idiot that sooner or later they are standing outside Safeway trying to bum a quarter off of you. Fuck off you smelly ass hippie humanist.
Self Esteem
Humanism promotes self esteem and tries to get everybody to love themselves. Humanists are the idiots responsible for not keeping scores in children's little league games, or sitting around in a circle and having feeling time. All this shit turns kids into pussies. They grow up to be pussy adults that cry and expect people to be nice to them. They end up having even lower self esteem because they realize what a complete waste of life they are and go into the shower and try to slit their wrists.
Self Actualization
Some asshole named Maslow came up with a chart of shit people need. Well no shit, people need food and water, way to go genius. He then added some more crap like safety, love, and cognitive needs. This crap is stupid. I know a fuckin' retard that lives down the street and all he needs for happiness is a ball of string. It doesn't even need to be clean, I gave him a piece of rope I found in the gutter and he happily gnawed on that shit until one of his teeth fell out. Is Maslow really going to try to tell me that this kid is striving for self actualization? The most this kid can hope for is to one day learn how to not shit his pants when he gets excited. People aren't striving for their ultimate goal in life, most of them are just trying to get their dick sucked or earn enough money to divorce their husband and turn into a gigantic raging lesbian. People are shallow and stupid, they don't have any grand plan or goal in life.
Human Condition
Humanists have an overall positive view of humanity. These people are delusional and quite possibly LIVING ON MARS. The last time I heard anything positive about the progress of humanity was when I was 7. Ever since then it's been a torrent of suicide bombings and wars and shitty reality shows. People that think this way need to be beaten.
