Homo erectus

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This handsome dude is a homo erectus. Of course, no one really saw him in person, but this is a reasonably accurate representation.

Homo Erectus was stupid.

Homo erectus is a fancy name given by anthropologists to a dude whose skull was found by coincidence in a cave sometime before 1975. The guy (obviously a black dude) had such a weird skull that made the stupid scientists think he was the missing link between man and ape, according to Darwin's Theory of Evolution. Of course, none of this has been proven yet. Therefore, Mr. homo erectus himself (God bless his soul) was probably not stupid at all (at least we don't know that), but the men who found him and gave him that ultra-stupid name are definitely not-so-smart.

The term "homo erectus" is a latin word that means "The man who walks upright". This is because, according to the theory of evolution, this gentleman was the first man who walks on his feet, not on all fours like gorillas and chimps. Thus, according to this authentic scientific definition, you are also a homo erectus, and you should not be ashamed of it!

Some people think that homo erectus means "A homosexual having an erection", or in other words: a fuckin faggot with a hard-on. Of course, this is a common misconception. There is no historical evidence or scientific proof that cavemen where gay, or that they used to masturbate by fantasizing their fellow homo erecti.

See Also

• Theory of Evolution, By Charles Darwin.
• The modern version of homo erectus.