Holocaust

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

The Holocaust was stupid.

The Holocaust is the name given to the systematic rounding up, and later killing, of something like twelve million people (six million Jews and six million miscellaneous blacks, gays, Romanies and other assorted minorities) for no particular reason except that they weren't tall, blonde and blue-eyed.

By any reasonable definition, and we're not being funny, this is incredibly retarded.

However, without the Holocaust and the senseless death of millions of Jews, gyspies and fags, callers to late-night radio talk-shows would have been left without a topic to debate and, more importantly, Jackie Peterson - mother of the murdering fuckhead Scott Peterson - wouldn't have had the perfect overblown metaphor for her son's conviction. "I feel like I woke in Nazi Germany," said the mother of the murdering white trash fuckhead with a cunt's beard, upon his "unjust" sentencing to the last cocktail party in San Quentin.