Hobo
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Hobos are stupid.
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Origins
No one is sure where the hobo came from, but it widely believed that it entered the house during the day sometime between 12:00 and 3:00, while searching for food and shelter. The hobo entered through the front door, which was left unlocked. It is unknown how exactly the hobo knew that the door was open, but sources think it was some innate sense possessed by the purple and green hobo.
Description
The purple and green hobo is called so because of what it looks like. The hobo wears a green flannel jacket, covered in purple mold. It has bleached jeans filled with holes, also covered in purple and green mold. It carries a purple backpack, sunbleached, covered in mold. It's beard and long hair are also filled with mold and lost rodents who have taken up residence.
Removal
The removing of a hobo is always usually pretty easy, and consists of 3 steps.
Step 1
Go to your local liquor store, which is usually run by an immigrant family and is located on the corner of a busy street and a side alley.
Step 2
Buy some booze. The hobo prefers cheap beer or hard liquor.
Step 3
Lure the hobo out of your room using the booze as bait.
Sucks for you
Unfortunately, this doesn't work with the purple and green hobo who is smarter than the average hobo. It will recognize your attempt to lure it away and not respond in the usual manner.
PWNed
That is what you will be if attempting to remove a purple and green hobo with booze.
CAUTION!
Do not attempt to remove the hobo in your house with alcohol. Many attempts have been made to do so, and the Purple and green hobo has viciously mauled everyone, resulting in death in over half of the victims.
