Hobbit
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Hobbits are stupid
Hobbits, also called "retarded furry midgets" or Elijah Wood, are the Sci-Fi fanatic's dream boytoy. Small, light and compact, these 3 foot tall demons-in-tha-sack make good paperweights as well.
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The evolution of Hobbits
Hobbits have not evolved from man or monkey. In fact, there is no way in determining what in the heck they did evolve from, because if you haven't noticed, they do not actually exist - except in the minds of crazy old men.
Some say that hobbits are the spawn of Brian Peppers. Although plausible, this is highly unlikely due to the above reason.
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The anatomy of a Hobbit
Well, let's see. They have:
- A head that is WAY too big for their body
- Hair, hair, everywhere!
- 3 eyes
Hobbits may or may not be able to turn into gigantic robots, like Transformers. It is all up to your imagination!
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A Guide - What to do if you see a hobbit
- Point
- Laugh
- Repeat
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