Hell

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Hell

Hell is stupid.

Hell is where most IRC users and Internet whores will be going when they die. It is a place where all worldly pleasures will continue to be denied them, just like it's been for their entire lives. It is notably different than Heaven.

History

Origin

Hell has its origins in The Bible's New Testament, which clearly states that it is the place where all cool people go when they die, being cool of necessity is inherently sinful, leading ultimately to kiddie porn and goatse.

Beliefs

Viability

Hell is not air-conditioned.

The least favourable aspect of Hell is the climate.

Note: Hell is actually a place called Nightmare Land, and it is run by Stan.