Head On

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Head On is stupid.

Perhaps you've seen their commercial?

The Head On line of products would be stupid enough if only because of their ridiculous commercials. But no, Head On doesn't just have stupid commercials. Its success may well be the most ridiculous example of stupidity ever seen on this stupid planet.

Head on is a stick of wax. A MOTHERFUCKING STICK OF WAX YOU SHITHEELS. Oh, it claims to have homeopathic stuff in it, and it does, but check out this quote from some folks who analyzed it :

"Each .2-ounce (<6 grams!) stick contains a "12X" concentration (?) of White Bryony - a type of vine - as one of the two active ingredients. That means that the whole damn stick contains 1 part of ingredient in 1,000,000,000,000 parts of wax, or a stick contains .000,000,000,005,67 grams of "ingredient!" Since there are some 100 applications in a stick, divide that quantity by 100. An additional ingredient is potassium dichromate (K2Cr2O7) at a dilution of one part to a million parts of wax. Though this chemical is intensely red-orange in color, and is used as a disinfectant and as a stain for furniture, the 1:1,000,000 dilution makes the Head On product quite colorless - as well as without ingredients."

Head On's stupidity is matched only by that of the people who would actually spend money on it. That's right folks, more than 8 million people have dropped eight bucks on what is essentially a stick of wax that (if we are generous in our estimates) costs the manufacturer somewhere around twenty-five cents to manufacture. These mental giants bought this product despite a commercial that seems designed specifically to make you want to march right down to florida and kick creators Miralus Healthcare right in the nuts. After all Miralus Healthcare is probably just a couple of Jews who had an (admittedly brilliant) idea to scam the copious amount of idiots this country has up to offer, but JESUS.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE!

Headaches happen in the BRAIN. How is smearing wax on your forehead going to help the pain in your BRAIN? Will the wax enter your bloodstream, and somehow clog up your BRAIN? Wait, no, that's not POSSIBLE, because any fucktard who drops eight bucks on this shit is already clearly in possession of a brain that is already clogged to the very limits of what is physically possible. I hope you all get aids and die.

FUCK YOU!