Hat
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Hats are stupid.
Uhhhh.....it's a motherfucking hat. Anyone who needs the definition of what a hat is, is worse than stupid. They are fucking retarded. Obviously, this applies to you. Your mom must have done jager shots while she was pregnant with you. Go look up hat in the Retard's Almanac or something. Fucking uppity retard.
Hey dumbass, here is a list of hats:
Balaclava : AKA ski mask. These are primairly used for robbing convienance stores. Your jailbird dad probably owned one of these before he got arrested.
Baseball cap: Although worn in the sport baseball, many non athletic people wear them. Among them are drunken frat boys. They commonly wear the hat backwards. The baseball cap is also worn by balding child stars turned porducers such as Ron Howard.
Bowler hat: Only two people in history have worn bowler hats, Wimpy from Popeye and Charlie Chaplin, every other person who has attempted to do so have been brutally beaten.
Cowboy hat: Often worn by cowboys who may or may not be hiding their homosexuality.
Fedora : Worn by everyone back in the day, now just worn by old men who wear black dress socks with shorts. The only cool guy that wore a fedora was Indiana Jones and guess what, dumbass? He doesn't really exsist.
Homburg : A cheap german hat made of ground beef.
Pointy hat: Commonly worn by magicians and stupid kids who are forced to sit in the corner.
Slouch hat : A hat for people too poor to have style. See Jed Clampett before the Black Gold. ( Well, afterward too.)
Sun hat: Worn by old people so that their old wrinkled skin won’t spontanesouly combust.
Top hat: The hot worn by Mr. Peanut.
Trilby Hat : A furry hat made of tribbles.
