Harkonnen

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

The Harkonnen Family is Stupid

Not only are they the founders of Starbucks. But they also horde all the spice on the planet Dune. It is said that one of the brothers is actually Sting from Police fame. But that has yet to be seen. One of them filled himself up with snot and floated around for a while before dying which was kind of cool. But otherwise the whole family is stupid.