Green Day

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Green Day is stupid

Green Day is a rock band of some description that consists of 3 members: on lead guitar and vocals, Billie-Jo Armstrong, who has a girl's name and appearance, what with all the makeup he wears. On bass and shit, Mike Dirnt, who named himself after the sound of someone playing air bass; and on drums, Tré Cool, who should never have named himself at all. If we want to be really honest, none of these people should have ever been BORN at all.

The formerly decent band Green Day began their downhill slide as soon as they released American Idiot. As soon as they became blatantly rebellious, they lost all credibility that they were rebellious. Their songs mostly involve bitching about America, and their own lives. Such agonizing decisions such as which supermodel to sleep with, which several hundred thousand dollar car to drive, and what room in their enormous mansion to spend the most time in that day.

Oh, how we wish that this band's mothers had medical plans that included abortion.