Goth

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Goths are stupid.

Goth kids were invented sometime before 1975. Generally, they are either obese or lack adequate interpersonal skills. For these reasons, normal people begin to hate them in or around the fifth grade. Goth kids try to create dynamic personas by wearing chains, temporary tatoos, fishnet stockings/shirts, and sharply contrasting cosmetics. The idea here is that normal people will no longer think to themselves, "Wow! what a fatass!" or "Wow! What a fucktard!" but will instead say, "Wow! That fatass/fucktard is really intimidating!"

However, adopting a "goth" sense of style is no guarantee that others will begin to fear you. Normal peoples' internal responses to goth kids usually remain unchanged even after said goth kids invest $300 in black clothing, black cosmetics, and 40 lbs. of chains and handcuffs.

They are often confused with emo kids because both cry a lot, and as ass wipes

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