Good

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

"Good" as an idea, is stupid.

Jesus is believed to have invented the idea of "good" before 1975, and introduced a variety of "good" ideas such as peace, love, the theory that waving your ass cheek at someone after they hit you was clever, and a campaign to give all power to the "cheese makers". Unfortunatly Jesus's stupidity didn't go unnoticed for long and he was subsequently killed by a variety of cross people; who nailed him to a cross to emphasize just how cross they were. (All these people were sent to hell because they were to stupid to realize he was the son of god)

Later on in history "Good" was rediscovered by Hitler, unfortunately since he was stupid and immensely depressed at the time he interpreted it incorrectly and declared war on everyone who he considered "not good". Although two world wars wasn't enough to knock some sense into humanity it has however taught generations of politicians that hurting people is fun and since killing people feels good it must therefore be "good" to kill people. Thankfully politicians are stupid even by humanities standards and as such no one listens to them.