George W Bush

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

George "Dubbya" Bush

George W. Bush is stupid.

George W. Bush was "elected" president in 2000 and re-elected in 2004. His Vice President is the seldom-seen Penis Cheney. He had his name changed in 1999 for the upcoming election to "Dick Cheney." Great choice, Dick.

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The Pretzel

The American Taxpayers spend millions of dollars each year for the secret service. However, the "terrists" have found a new way to kill our president and overthrow our government: Salty snack foods.

That's right, George W. Bush choked on a pretzel. It seems that the guy needs a secret service agent to sit there and tell him, "Ok, now swallow sir. There you go. Oh, you got something dribbling down your chin, let me get that..."

George W. Bush is also a patronizing fool. He held some stupid white house dinner and had Ozzy Osbourne as a guest. When this fool announced that Ozzy was there,he said "Ozzy Osbourne is here. Ozzy- mom loves your stuff"....yeah right. No,she doesnt love Ozzy Osbourne and you know it you damn fool.

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The Segway

Millions of dollars went into designing the Segway with two wheels so it stays upright. Who is the only person in the world that can possibly make it fall? You guessed it.

The Most Powerful Man on Earth

The Article can be found here: [1]

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Fool me once

The great president doesn't even know common sayings in his own country. I hear this saying about 4 times a day.

The Video can be viewed here [2].

""There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

The correct saying, of course, is "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."

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Woops, I almost forgot Poland

In the 2004 Presidential debate, Bush's opponent, John Kerry, was naming off the countries that supported the war in Iraq. Suddenly, George W. Bush burst out, "You forgot Poland!" The audience was completely silent. Surely, this would be the turning point in the election and Kerry would win. Unfortunately, it was not. But, here's to Poland, our great friend, who has aided us in many wars like the Civil War, the war of 1812 and even helped Will Smith upload the virus the the alien ship's main computer somewhere in space.