Frat Boy

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Frat Boys are stupid.

Frat Boys are groups of large, half retarded college males who live in the same house and are 99% of the time; closeted homosexuals, your average frat boy or "bro" spends the bulk of his time trying to separate himself from anything that would make him seem remotely smart, as a result, the modern frat boy has reached an almost sub-human level of idiocy, usually when not throwing a kegger or having a violently homoerotic "guys night out" they can be seen tooling around town, piled into a jeep wrangler with no doors ( bought for them by their limp-dick dad as a way of thanking him for carrying on the family tradition of bieng a total fucking idiot) wearing a polo shirt with a popped color and a hat with a pre-frayed brim screaming incoherently at anyone with a personality, playing shitty rap music, jack johnson or some other bland, meaningless, nonthreatening band , in a nutshell frat boys only know how to be three things (1) stupid (2) an asshole (3) a stupid asshole.