Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism or "pastafarianism" is stupid.
As meaningful as your religion, if not more. The Flying Spaghetti Monster (or FSM) is invisible to humans, and created everything that we know. It began by creating the mountains, trees, and a midget; arguably the most important of all its creations.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster alters events in the universe on a quantum level by touching things or events (trust me: don't pretend to understand how) with his noodley appendages.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Pastafarianism version of the Bible and includes the Eight "I'd Rather You Didn'ts".
Pirates are very important to pastafarians, almost to the extent of being holy. While most of the world believes ninjas to be the coolest beings, pirates are actually cooler. Pirates are crazy, and will chop anyone in half that doesn't agree.
Pastafarniasm was created by a crazy college grad named Little Billy Henderson to protest kids in Kansas having to learn about Evolution and Creationism. Its homepage is: www.venganza.org
The FSM is stupid because it's a fake religion and no one actually believes in it, except for "teh ppl on teh interweb", most of which are trolls and those who agree that Christianity is stupid.
