First Person Shooter

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

First Person Shooters are stupid.

Fisrt Person Shooters are computer games played by people with little to no real athletic skill. They consist of running around in a virtual map, looking for a bigger gun than the one you currently are holding, all the while shooting various obstacles/people/monsters/robots/puppies that are in your way, could be in your way, look at you funny, or move. First Person Shooters come in several flavors, including World War II, War on Terror, and Science Fiction, though it can be a mixture of the three (See any Wolfenstein game).

Some First Person Shooters allow you to join a server to demonstrate your considerable prowess at manipulating a plastic PC accessory and/or cheating. Much of the time, these servers are full of prepubescent males who communicate in bizarre language of abbreviations, insults, accusations, and insinuations as to the sexual preferences of other players. [1] First Person Shooters are in no way a productive use of time; some people play for hours on end to win a victory that is without reward.