Fark

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Fark is stupid.

An example of a fark photoshop. Don't worry, it's not a real fark photoshop, so it doesn't have the damaging physical effects.

Fark is a website created in 1984. It is the direct result of Microsoft's testing of its Front Page product on retarded children. When Microsoft had completed its testing, a team of lawyers representing the retarded children sued Microsoft for intellectual property theft. Rather than face another costly legal battle, Microsoft agreed to the proposed settlement, which included registering the Fark.com domain and uploading the complete work of the retarded children.

Since its creation, Fark, and its accompanying forums, have been the official gathering place for the retarded children of the internets. Fark offers these "special" kids several ways to express themselves, including rolling around in each other's feces and posting news articles. One of the low points in the history of the internet occurred when the retarded children behind Fark were given a pirated copy of Adobe Photoshop. The exact details surrounding their acquisition of the software are unknown, but it is thought to be one of the most destructive terrorist attacks in the history of the world.

The combination of retarded children and Photoshop has led to countless human casualties, inflicted by the horrible quality of the images created. It is clinically proven that looking at a Fark Photoshop for more than three seconds causes immediate blindness, and prolonged exposure may actually spread mental retardation. It is strongly advised that no human being ever venture onto the Fark domain, lest they become as retarded as its creators themselves.