Family Guy
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Family Guy is stupid.
Family Guy is a cartoon created by some faggot named Seth McFarlane and his fuckbuddy Seth Green. What are the chances two faggots are named Seth?
Family Guy was funny the first season. Family Guy was decent the second season. Family Guy was watchable the third season. Family Guy sucks royal ass the fourth season. What, you might ask, causes a show to go so bad so quickly? Let’s take a look.
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The Characters
The show centers around Peter Griffin, who is a tremendous faggot. He’s fat, he’s stupid, he’s the embodiment of the average American! His wife, Lois, is oddly attractive for a cartoon. He has two boys and one girl: Chris, who is a fat dumbass, Stewie, who is a gay prodigy, and Meg, who is fat, unattractive, and arguably a man.
Also, there is a dog, Brian, who can talk and is an alcoholic.
You might think that this has promise—which it does, until the incredibly idiotic writers decide to keep every episode an exact carbon copy of the last, with each character doing precisely the same thing.
The Typical Show
The show has one, and usually more, of these basic conflicts:
Peter vs. His stupidity (Get it? Americans are stupid, Laugh out loud!)
Stewie vs. Brian
Meg vs. High School
If a show had something to do with Peter and him doing something stupid, there is always one “joke” that tells us, “Hey! Remember how Meg was ugly?! WELL SHE STILL IS!! Isn’t this the pinnacle of funny?!”
Non-Sequiturs
If you don’t know what a Non-Sequitur is, you’re probably in the majority. A Non-sequitur is something that makes absolutely no sense in its setting. It literally means “it does not follow.”
Unfortunately, there is a calculated average of about 45 non-sequiturs in every episode of Family Guy. All of them follow the below formula:
Something Happens.
A character says, “Wow, that’s almost as _______(adjective) as when _________(character) did/was a part of _________(Action).
Here is an example:
Stewie: “That was worse then when I let Brian pack my parachute!”
Then the shot goes to a different place, where the characters do something completely out of character and shows something so not funny you want to burn your eyes out with battery acid.
HAHAHA WASN’T THE 80S FUNNY??!?!??!
OH GOD, LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF THAT WAS GOING ON IN THE 80’S! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT WAS DURING THE 80’S, AND WE AREN’T IN THE 80’S ANYMORE!!
BOY, THOSE 80’S MUSIC VIDEOS SURE ARE FUNNY.
HEY GUYS, YOU KNOW THAT SHOW, “I LOVE THE 80’S?” LETS TOTALLY STEAL THEIR IDEA EXCEPT WE GET STUFF THAT ISN’T REALLY FUNNY, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT’S FROM THE 80’S, AND BOY AREN’T THE 80’S JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS?!?!?!?
OH GOD JOURNEY IS PROBABLY THE BEST BAND EVER TOO
MAN I JUST CAN’T GET OVER THE FUCKING 80’S WEREN’T THEY FUCKING HILARIOUS
The Chicken Fight
The Chicken Fight is a scene in one of the earlier three seasons which featured a Matrix-like fight between Peter and a man in a Chicken costume. It was so (un)funny that the writers decided to bring it out of nowhere in the fourth season.
This is basically an allegory to the entire show: They keep recycling the same shit, over and over again, until you want to burn your television set.
