Homosexuality
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Homosexuality is stupid.
Homosexuals are normal sexuals except that instead of liking the gash they prefer the cock. Unless they are women and then they are not fags, they are butch dykes. The attractive, slim homosexual woman is a myth propogated by pornography.
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History
Origin
The arrival of homosexuals comes later in the Bible, because, as everyone knows, being late is the only way to make a fashionable entrance. Originally, fundamentalists will tell you, it was just Adam and Eve. This made for awkward family gatherings since the only available mates for the first generation of humans would, of necessity, be your direct brother or sister. This is the origin of white trash. Due to the lack of forking in the family tree, the men in the family took to forking each other. It is because of this that we know that Cain and Able were the first homosexuals.
Homosexuality In A Nutshell
Homosexuals are known for their interior design skills. They are found mainly in the coastal cities of the United States, possibly because salt water tastes like semen. Empirical scientific studies of this are hard to come by, however, and more recently the historical evidence points to the idea that this proximity can be explained by the presence of ports. During the Dark Ages, the Inquisition drove homosexuals to sea. Here, they could travel the world together on their boats, in close company and bugger each other to their hearts' content. It was only natural than that the ports of the world would soon be viewed as favorable by homosexuals and their sub-species the metrosexual.
Homosexuals inexplicably do not like Pro Wrestling, despite the presence of athletic, hairless oiled-up men grabbing each other in the ring. Pro Wrestling has been reaching out to the homosexual community with Degeneration-X and the popular catch phrase that they coined: "Suck IT". They have so far had limited results.
Homosexuals enjoy Anal Sex almost as much as they enjoy going to Boy Scout meetings and trying to look up alter boys' skirts.
Homosexuals make great friends cause they never cock block when romancing the ladies. They also generally have an abundance of women in close proximity to them. This is a curiosity in Western Culture, but is also seen as circumstantial evidence that women are homosexuals themselves. That or possibly homosexuals are just women with over developed clitorises. Since the human genome was mapped out, the definitive answer to this is coming closer everyday.
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