From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Facebook is stupid.
Facebook is basically the same as Myspace, except in the sense that in Facebook, you have to be invited by someone already in Facebook. The incredibly stupid part of Facebook, is that the only people who are on Facebook are popularity-whores and Jocks Looking for Pussy.
Facebook eats time almost as hard as Myspace. One can click through thousands of pictures and blow many an hour on the book of faces. Arguably the most stupid characteristic of Facebook is the option to "Poke" your friends. Poking is stupid. It's meaning has never truly been known and it accomplishes absolutely nothing. It just adds to the confusion and, well, stupidness.
Dumb.
Applications
Applications are a feature on facebook that allows people to share their stupidity with the rest of facebook.
Popular Applications
Photos, which allow you to share your soul sucking Aboriginal images with the rest of the facebook world. This would be useful if anyone gave a shit about what you do with your picture box.
iMeem, which is basically iTuned, minus anything even moderately interesting. It is rumored to contain small, iMeem moderators which will errupt from your computer and molest everything you love and cherish if you pirate their pirated music.
Graffiti, which allows you to take your little lunchables and juice box, and draw some little pictures with your fingers, just like the fucking six year old you know you are.
Entourage, which doesn't do anything. This is puzzling, on account of its 118,329 users. Leading scientists hypothesize that the application is so popular on account of its name sounding kinda cool.
Illuminati, which is a secret application only available to Illuminat members, such as George Washington, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, and Hannah Montana. On it, they often discuss how their plan for world domination is going, how many soldiers they have in their private military corporation, and how much wood could a wood chuck chuck.
Stupid Applications
All the applications are mind numbingly stupid. What your puny, insignificant brain did not detect is that although the above applications are labeled "popular", that does not relieve them of there overwhelming stupidity. One would think you had learned you're lesson from simply viewing the popular Encyclopedia of Stupid articles. They are stupid, while simultaneously being popular. Facebook applications are in fact so stupid, that they detract from your intelligence by lowing your IQ into the negatives. You were already incredibly stupid to join Facebook, so it is predictable that the mental black whole that is Facebook will bring your IQ down into the negatives.
