Ewok

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Ewoks are stupid.

An Ewok is a small primitive thing that looks like a cross between a German Schnauser and a teddy bear that was invented by the so-called genius that made Star Wars.

Ewok Warfare

The so-called genius (aka George Lucas) had them use rocks and spears to defeat a army of trained troops with space laser technology. Some people think that is cute but it is just stupid.

Unfortunately, some people apply Ewok warfare in real life. Especially in the Middle East. When a large, metal tank rolls through town, and some monkey doesn't like it, he throws a rock at the tank. A rock. At the tank. Which can turn him into a pancake. You get the idea.

The whole thing about Ewoks defeating Stormtroopers with rocks and sticks is dumb, and doesn't say too much about the stormtroopers. Them (with lasers) losing to Ewoks (with sticks) is like a retard beating a pseudo-retard at something. Wait, that's actually happened.

Ewok Sightings

Some people say that they have seen them, but you should know that if anybody ever says that, they are full of shit.

Some people claim to have Ewoks in their gardens. These are actually Garden Gnomes. These people are also full of shit.