Evil

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Evil is stupid.

Evil makes Baby Jesus cry. When Baby Jesus cries, God usually does some bullshit. Hurricanes, plagues, and Simon & Garfunkel concerts, just to name a few. He does this in hopes that Evil will get bored and die, but it usually pisses Evil and Evil people off more, which in return makes Him madder, creating an endless cycle.

Evil is not to be confused with evul, which is one of the many words kawaii fags use at any given chance to seem the least bit different, or in their world, "cool".

It is commonly understood that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. Heavy Black Metal fans are evil (or they think so) they walk around alone..in towns sometimes nerds are acting evil. in games like counter sprite source. or World of Warfags ^^ where they act like they ruin the world THE WORLD!!! some of them will even know your address so they can beat you up :O? but as we all know..nerds can only beat you up in games.! i once saw a lady nerd (yes a female nerd) she said to me dont ever come here again (i was at school (school is stupid to) so i where like but..i go here:O) but she slapped me with her EVIL computer mouse hand and then she grinded and run away with her 3 legs (yes i mean she have a penis:O) some people thinks that satan is evil, but that's not true. satan is just an old ice cream sales man that god hate's because he did not want to give god free ice creams. so god brain washed every christian person to think, that satan is evil.