Everything
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
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Everything is stupid!
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Nobody has everything
Nobody even wants everything, I mean, if you were a straight rich guy like Hugh Hefner, then you wouldn't want everything, since that includes gay porn and gay models. The same runs for women, just the other way around. Bill Gates doesn't have everything, and look at him! He's a fucking billionaire! I don't want every thing, see the 'Hugh Hefner' reason, but you might, and that's your choice, but it's stupid, I assure you!
Some people have nothing
Fair enough, they want everything, because they take interest in pigeons, beg rich prats for money, and sleep on the street. I guess nobody wants that, but some people do so ha ha! to them. But if they ever do get to the point of having everything, they'll want to live on the street again.
List of people who have everything
1. Nobody
2. Nobody
3. Nobody
4. Nobody
5. Nobody
6. Nobody
7. Nobody
8. Nobody
9. Nobody
10. Nobody
See what I mean?
The twelve tenets of Kifflom
1. The world is 157 years old FACT!
2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak FACT!
3. You are happy, you just don't know it FACT!
4. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair FACT!
5. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told FACT!
6. We all come from the same tree FACT!
7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day FACT!
8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm FACT!
9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them FACT!
10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure FACT!
11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed FACT!
12. KIFFLOM! HAPPINESS IS YOURS - KIFFLOM!
