Europe

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Europe is stupid

Europe is a place where you can do whatever you want, no matter how old you are or how many diseases your actions might get you. See also, Amsterdam.

European Attitudes

Europeans are often of the mind-set that they are much smarter, much sexier, and much more loveable than Americans and Russians. In mose cases they are right. However, their conceit often gets them punched when North Americans meet them in bars.

History of Europe

Europe is very old. Europeans discovered North America sometime before 1975 when they were trying to get to India to buy Spices, but got lost on the way because Chris Columbuses Cereal-Box compass didn't actually work. Europeans also got into lots of wars over the years, mostly thanks to the Fucking Germans.

Every white person in the world can trace their family history to Europe, and in most cases, are directly related to either Napoleon Bonaparte or Napoleon Dynamite.

Who Counts as a "European"??

Many people are unsure of which countries actually are European, and which ones are only dreamin' ... let's clear this up, shall we?
France: Yes
Holland: Yes
Switzerland: Yes
Germany: Yes, though the Germans are the sibling that no one likes.
United States of America: NO! ...infact, if you go to Europe and tell them you are American you will probably get spat on.
Russia: HELL NO
Sweden: Bork bork!