English
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
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English is Stupid.
I don't know why exactly it is, but in this stupid encyclopedia we were instructed to start any article with the phrase "blah is stupid" where blah is nothing meaningful. If you were looking for the English Language, then you're in the wrong place, but if you meant English people or the English Nationality, you're also in the wrong place! In more decent encyclopedias, there should be a disambiguation page in here, but the author of this page was either too lazy or too stupid to do so.
Anyway, we suggest you stop being ridiculous, and start searching for something real. If you can read thus far, you sure know what the hell "English" is -- you don't need no friggin' encyclopedia to tell you about it. However, if you don't speak English yet, good for you. You are saved from a disastrous amount of bullshit on the internet that is only available in English.
