Elton John

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Elton John is stupid

He is a gay englishman who was born sometime before 1975 and somehow decided he should start singing. Somebody told him he had the voice of an angel and unfortunately he believed him. There are no gay angels you stupid asshole. His middle name is Hercules - yeah right like he has something to do with masculanity. He lives in a perfect world because he usually has his pink or purple eyeglasses on. In 2005 he married some gay-Canadian -just because he was afraid the mass had a new idol and that is as well the reason he said he was battling his addiction to cocaine and alchohol. But actually Elton nobody likes you. He thinks he is funny because everybody laughs at him and not at his "humour". He was awarded an Academy award for the song from The Lion King that made a lot of people cry and caused a lot of suicidal acts due to depression. He was awarded some Grammy awards but that was actually a big mistake because the Grammy award committee thought they had to choose the worst dressed Granny thinking it was the Granny award ceremony. He was given the title Sir come on people really the Queen got high and did this or what?

Look at me. Ain't I cool. I'm changing the trends now orange eyes are the most gay.