Earl of cannington
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The Earl Of Cannington Earl Jacob Underwood of Cannington
Cannington is a Village northwest of Bridgwater in somerset, it is a small rural community.
Jacob Underwood is the fifth Earl of Cannington, quite famous in the southwest of England, He is in Line to inherit the renound family flat cap of Cannington. Mr Underwood is Co-chair-person of the unofficial Sir Patrick Moore Appreciation Society.
Jacob Underwood is also a great Bard, also known as "the Bard of Cannington" he writes short stories and poems based upon life in Somerset, he has been greatly influenced by the Cheddar industry here is one of his works:
ballad to cheddar forgotten
Once upon a winters night the ground was cold and bare I saw a block of yellow cheese I had to stop and stare
The cheese was old twas grown with mould with colourings from green to gold
I looked upon that fine cheese, beige like most things cheese, mature with age
On that dark night I take a bite it tastes so creamy, and so light
Cheese cheese cheese cheese, if you please may I have more cheese cheese cheese Please
Jacob Underwood also has a famous brother who is a proffesional "Kiss pinball" player, ranking number 2 in the world. Jacob Underwood has no other family, they were tragically all killed in a lawnmower accident.
Though Jacob may be famous, there is still nothing he loves more than sitting in his conservatory in his old rocking chair, reading his works to local orphans. He can also often be seen around the village walking his dog, Scamp, in the feilds. Jacob Underwood also shares his name with a member of the popular boyband "O town" but this Jacob Underwood is much more refined, not to mention popular.
