Dwarves

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Dwarves are stupid.

However you call them - dwarves, short folk, midgets, mountain gnomes, dwemmer, urknundz-stutzmutz, ugabugamen they always are short fat ugly bearded people that live in holes and go arround hitting rocks with picks singing 'Hayho hayho'. Dwarves don't grow beards. They are born with them. There was one who shaved, but that was becouse he (or she, when it comes to dwarves, you never know) was an asshole idion. And we don't talk about him. The thing the dwarves are famous aboit is the allmighty dark dwarven ale. It makes your beard grow. Post-mortem.

In World of Warcraft, the online MMORPG played only by stupid, fatties, has a race of stupid people called Dwarves. They are short and have beards. The woman are ugly. They are not unlike the race of Humans.