Dora the Explorer

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Mr. Bush, please let my cousins into the country so they can collect welfare!
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Mr. Bush, please let my cousins into the country so they can collect welfare!
Dora the Explorer is stupid.

Dora the Explorer parades around with Boots the Monkey and listens to a gay map who conspires with her backpack bag of tricks. Together they deliberately steer her to go into snake pits where she has to count in Spanish to ward off the grumpy old troll.

Do they even have monkeys in Mexico?

The writers of this kids' show clearly worked for Rubio's before deciding to write this stupid show.

The Spanglish-speaking little bitch yells a lot and confuses children who are learning to count and speak proper English. The last thing parents in the United States need is their children running around yelling "Vamanos!" Next thing you know they'll be learning about the Mexican Doorbell.


She's stealing my audience!
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She's stealing my audience!
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