Diarrhea

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Diarrhea is stupid

Diarrhea is a subgenre of shit (similar as Black Metal is a subgenre of heavy metal). Its trademark is its substance, which is typically very fluid compared to normal shit and creates a huge splash of slop when you go for a shit.

Diarrhea is normally a reaction to a sickness and is typically not very comfortable. Inspite of this, some people enjoy it.

The biggest problem of diarrhea is if you do not know that you have it. At first it seems you are about to fart, but at the moment you fart, you shit yourself instead. And you pants turn brown and your legs are covered with a disgusting, smelly, brown pudding-like mess. The only solution in this situation is to quickly find a toilette, wash your pants and use them wet, but relatively clean. If there is not toilette in the surroundings, you are completely fucked. There is no way out. You are full of shit. Even if you drop your pants, you are still dirty of the splash you did in your pants.