Dialectical Materialism

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Dialectical Materialism is stupid.

Ever heard of Marx? not not the ones who brought joy and laughter to millions but the one who bought death and misery to zillions.

Karl Marx.

He based ideas on a hodge podge of new-ageism, taoism, hatred for people with more money than him and the fact (hisoricaly proven) that he had a very small "dinky-doo".

To add a little credibility (like Newton or Kepler) to his rant he claimed to have discovered three "laws" and state them as postulates for his new found science of everything. Can anybody make sense of these then?

1) The law of interpenetration of opposites (hey well I'm a guy and Debbie's a lady...)

2) Quantity becomes Quality (only if your typing is as bad as Debbie's) and...

3) The Negation of The Negation - before this idea dissapears up its own bottom Debbie says it intrinsicaly cancels itself leaving us with only two "laws".

From this "scientific basis" Groucho - sorry bigger comedian - Karl then deduces that the two waring fractions within society are at eternal calss struggle with each other which will eventualy resolve itself in man's highest civilised form - communism. Tell Francis Fukiyama and the rest of the free world that.

Excuse me a moment Debbie's just bent over...