Satan

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Satan is stupid.

In Biblical lore, Satan is God's great Nemesis, an angel who thought so much of himself that he stupidly decided to challenge God's authority to rule over His creation. In the big picture, score one for Satan for sheer balls. However, since God is the big cheese upstairs he knew he couldn't let anyone steal his thunder (or appear to have larger testicles) - so he decided to lay the smackdown on the red-man and send his ass packing straight to hell. This of course gave major hard-ons to the vocal lovers of God (run of the mill sheep and/or their less mainstream offshoots) - none of whom can seem to find a reason to pin evil on the only One who, according to Mark Twain, deserves the blame: God Himself. Such is the Problem of Evil.

There are, of course, Satanists, who are even more stupid. They go around appearing on talk shows, drinking beer, eating babies, and sodomizing clowns. They have the ONE merit of making the retards that post at a certain website look half way sane.

Satan often keeps Barbara Streisand around for an emergency fuck and some mayhem causing, but not much else.